Sanjay, they have autoupdating. Why don't you use it so you can update AND date?

Um, if I wanted to use technology to date I would just date a robot programmed to love me, duh.

Sanjay, they don't know how to build robots that can love you yet.

Well, I don't know how to use autoupdating.

P.S. the fact that this comic was put up late severely undercuts the point it was trying to make.